ASTRONAUT LANDS ON SMALL PLANET!

Britain's only astronaut, Michael C Foale, dropped in to visit the Small Planet office.

Michael (right), who has traveled into space five times, and will soon command his own NASA Space Shuttle mission, described Small Planet as:
"Eerie, without atmosphere, but with large lakes of ethanol"

Michael seemed reluctant to leave Small Planet as he was engrossed in conversation with Jim (centre) who's life shares many similarities with his own. They are both physicists, both helicopter pilots, both use Mathematica and both come from Cambridge.

"Its like me in a parallel universe" gasped the space cadet (tears welling up in his eyes).

Above: "No Sign of Intelligent Life" (L) Brian (C) Jim (R) Michael